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Matt Weiss
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Why does filling up tires keep getting more expensive?

Inflation.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Shane Ronay
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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Akiva Lane
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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Akiva Lane
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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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