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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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What did the law student who liked liquor knew he had to do?

He had to pass the bar in order to pass the bar.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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