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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What's the biggest myth about this school?

That it's a Mens Only college (boys).

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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How did Becky feel about hot dogs?

She felt they were the wurst.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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