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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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What expression refers to an insect in the late spring?

Bee that as it May.

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What does a mix of chemicals and the answer to a problem have it common?

They are both called a solution.

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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What is a doctor called who takes care of stomach gas?

A fizz-ician.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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