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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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