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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What are suits called that students in a high school class wear during political demonstrations?

Class action suits.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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A buoys club.

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