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Dovid Lane
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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Shane Ronay
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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Shane Ronay
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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty know what types of kitchen counters his customers really wanted?

It was always counter-intuitive.

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Akiva Lane
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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Cynthia love her calculator?

Because she knew that she could always count on it.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Akiva Lane
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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was the king nauseous?

Because the people were revolting.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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