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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What does eating hot food and sneezing have in common?

They are both hot chews.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What kind of tails come with a list of specifics?

Details.

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What did the publishing company name itself that set up shop in an old basketball court?

Full Court Press.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What fruit did the restaurant serve to young couples getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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