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Were the people in the Middle Ages bad people?

Not really, they were only medi-evil.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is it called when a fusion nuclear reaction starts acting unpredictably?

Con-fusion.

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What is the medical department at Google called?

Google Docs.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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