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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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What is a party where everyone is treated equally.

A democratic party.

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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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