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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What was the longest mistake in history?

The Roman Error, it lasted 500 years.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did this make Mike confused?

He didn't know if it was a scissors or a pair of scissors.

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Shane Ronay
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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What was it called when police arrested the owner of a tie store for suspected illegal activity?

A tirade.

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