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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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How did worms get onto Noah's ark?

They came in pears.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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