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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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After Joe was dazed by getting hit in the head with a baseball, what was he looking forward to?

The end of daze.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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Is getting close to cousins important?

Yes, its relatively important.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What food is this?

Apple Pie

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What are 5 tow trucks?

A foot truck.

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