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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is a movie about the letter O called?

The Vide-O's.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What's an attitude in life that can make things harder?

Taking things for granite.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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