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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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When Max ate fish, and the peeling paint fell into his food, what did he call the meal?

Fish and chips.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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