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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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