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Moshe Sherizen
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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Akiva Lane
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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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Akiva Lane
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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Yehuda Lane
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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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Shane Ronay
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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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Shane Ronay
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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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