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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Is Jim doing this by chance?

No, he's doing it on porpoise.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What is ironic about a large lighthouse?

It's both a lighthouse and a heavy house at the same time.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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