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Why did Grandpa enjoy spending time in his rocking chair?

Because he didn't want people to think he was off his rocker.

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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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What issue was Beth thinking about when deciding whether or not to vote Republican?

If the elephant is relevant.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What was the judge's response when the defendant asked for the charge to be waived?

The judge did not agree, and instead he waved it.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why was this a big seller?

It is candy.

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Yes, it's on the house.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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