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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Why did Barry wonder who he was?

Because he didn't feel like himself.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What is the motto of chiropractors?

We're got your back.

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