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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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Why did Mr. & Mrs. Bear get divorced?

They couldn't bear each other anymore.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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