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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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When everyone quit the baseball league except Joe, why wasn't Joe upset?

Because now he was in a league all by himself.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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