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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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How did Johnny feel when he spent all the pennies in his piggy bank?

It left him cents-less.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Why did the family's credit card debt get so large that they had to file for bankrupcy?

Because it was a house of cards.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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