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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What did the father tell his son who wanted to travel?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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Why didn't people trust the model E phone?

They thought it was a phoney.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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