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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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Shaya Dubin
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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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Shane Ronay
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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Shane Ronay
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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What did Marty say when he was saved by a lifeguard named Sam Bell?

"I was saved by the Bell".

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