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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What is a father called who is an expert at doing things?

A doo dad.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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