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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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Why is it recommended to use down settings?

Because it's good to avoid upsettings.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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How did the Head of Engineering at MIT get his job?

By being a roads scholar

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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