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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Akiva Lane
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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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Akiva Lane
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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Shane Ronay
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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do you call a letter G that portrays things that are very bad?

Sinner-G

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Billy very careful blowing out the candles on his birthday cake?

This was his big birthday party, and he didn't want to blow it.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Akiva Lane
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What part of doors can you eat?

The lox.

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Shane Ronay
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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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