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Why did Alan make sure his deck wasn't empty when he played with his kids?

He wanted to make sure he was playing with a full deck.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Which animal rarely stops talking?

The yak

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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