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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why did Barry consider taking music lessons to get better at repenting?

Because he felt he was atone deaf.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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