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What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?

Do not consume when seal is broken.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are nitty-gritty.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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