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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What is a problem with the summer?

The weather is heading for a fall.

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