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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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What did the Mayor say about the turnstile jumping on the subway?

That's not fare!

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What part of the Talmud has to do with carbonated drinks?

Talmud Sota from Talmud Bubbly, studied at the Coca Kollel, as they sing Mizmor le Soda.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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What do you call a ball that looks like the earth and lights up?

A global glow ball.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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