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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Matt Weiss
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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the rock band like playing on wide stages?

They liked having good bandwidth.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did the old car feel after Mr. and Mrs. Jones drove it a long distance?

It felt like such a wreck.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Akiva Lane
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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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