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What happened when the skunk hurt his nose?

It didn't smell anymore.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why was Betty happy with the work of the seamstress?

It was sew good.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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