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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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