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Akiva Lane
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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What did kids say about a turtle that had been their teacher?

The tortoise taught us.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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Shane Ronay
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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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Shane Ronay
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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the holiest part of the foot?

The sole.

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