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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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