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Why did the manager buy wrapping paper?

At the end of meetings he wanted to wrap up the meetings.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What happens when a threat starts moving?

It's no longer an idle threat.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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