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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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How did Betty feel about her new job pressing clothes?

She found the pressing depressing.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What do you call a smiling rabbit with long hair?

A happy hoppy hippie.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What does a website have in common with a tightrope walker?

They're both online.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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