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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How did Melinda like the movie about sponges that live in the ocean?

She found it very absorbing.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What is it called when workers in a company go on strike?

Labor pains.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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A dessert island.

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Why was the tourist dropped off on a deserted island?

He requested an isle seat.

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