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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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