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Why did the mint chocolate candies look so fresh and clean?

Because they were in mint condition.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What US city has 2 male children?

Tuscon, Arizona.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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