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What does a policeman, a fireman, and a doorman all have in common?

They're all men.

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Why don't vegetarian's fight with each other?

Because they don't want to have a beef with each other.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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What is the status of one's yard after cleaning up after the dog?

It's dooty-free.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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What is teaching a computerized train using AI called?

Training.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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