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Akiva Lane
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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Akiva Weiss
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Why didn't Bill want to work in the ice cream factory?

He didn't like working on sundaes.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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Shane Ronay
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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the decorations on the toilet paper feel?

They were on a roll.

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Akiva Lane
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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Arnold print out the word MONEY and put it into his chopped liver?

He wanted to spread the word.

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