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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What did the waiter say when the customer sent the food back to the kitchen?

Thanks for the feedback.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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How did Bill feel when he was preparing his taxes?

He felt the taxes were attacks.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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