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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

1913

What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

1868

What does this represent?

Making N's meet.

1840

What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

1548

Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

1984

What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

252

Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

3087

What is a nickname for pharmacists?

Pharmers.

2852

How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

554

Why do butchers need regular vacations?

To escape the grind.

238

What is happening here?

He's being burned at the steak.

3084

What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

2039