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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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What music do you wrap presents to?

Rap music.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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