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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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Why did Beverly learn about all kinds of varieties of nuts?

She wanted to be good at identifying people who are nuts.

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What do you say when you finish going through the everglades?

See you later alligator.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Where is the best place to find shipping pallets?

"Skid" row

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