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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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What do they say about a great baseball player?

That the hits just keep on coming!

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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