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What is it called when people hold that only their belief system is valid?

Pious bias.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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Why did Fred avoid eating hard cheese such as Swiss cheese?

He preferred eating cheese that is easier.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the cafeteria label their trays A, B, C, D, etc?

Because the second one would be 'betray'.

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Shane Ronay
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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Why was the air traffic contoller fired?

Because he didn't know what was flying.

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