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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What did Alice call the hair she cut off because it was full of knots?

Forget me knots.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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What is the study of the fancy speech that con-men use called?

Prose and cons.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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