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What special symbol weighs more than any other?

The pound.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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