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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What would be the result if you used incense made from mushrooms?

A mushroom cloud.

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

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Why didn't Martha like having pet ducks?

She found they weren't what they were quacked up to be.

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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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