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It escapes me.

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Why did Max keep a safe in his house?

Everyone was telling him 'Keep safe'.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Why did the guy on a date bring an elephant with him?

He wanted to have appeal.

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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What is a short legal court case?

A brief case.

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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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