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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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When the customer asked for coffee without milk, what was the response of the waitress?

I'm sorry, we're out of milk, you'll have to have it without cream.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why wasn't Charlotte concerned when she misplaced the basket of turnups?

She figured they would turnup somewhere.

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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What is a program called that tries to convince people to become doctors?

Indoctorinzation.

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