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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What does the Garden of Eden, New York City, Granny Smith, and Cuppertino have in common?

Apples

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Akiva Lane
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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Shane Ronay
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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of pan is very disorganized?

Pan-demonium.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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