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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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Akiva Lane
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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a delicious English herring?

Yum kippers.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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Akiva Lane
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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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Shane Ronay
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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Shane Ronay
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What's wrong with overseeing a coatroom in July?

Nobody has hang-ups.

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Shane Ronay
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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why are bees that are born in May confused?

Because they are maybe's.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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