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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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