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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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What did the grapes say when they were stepped on?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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