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Shane Ronay
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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Akiva Lane
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What is news from last week called?

Olds.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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If an earthen-ware pot gets cracked, what is it called?

A crack-pot.

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Why was the investor's nickname 'Yeast'?

Because wherever he put bread, it would rise.

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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Jean Boda
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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What did the sweet potato with amnesia say?

I don't know who I yam.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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