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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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What happens before posterous?

It's pre-posterous.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What happens to a person whose drinking leads him to committing crimes?

He goes from drinking bars to jail bars.

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How does wheat and rice know how to grow?

It's ingrained in them.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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