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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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Where is Kuwait?

Between Iraq and a hard place.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What's worse than a crazy driver?

Someone who drives you crazy.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is it called when people from France drink wine together?

French toast.

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What would happen if Finland closed its borders?

People wouldn't be able to cross the Finnish line.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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