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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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