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What are the coolest inventions?

The air conditioner and the refrigerator.

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Why didn't the entrepreneur's projects succeed?

Because they never made cents.

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What do you call aluminum foil that misbehaves and has too much power?

Alumi-naughty.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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What does a casual dresser and DNA have in common?

Jeans.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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What state keeps track of their Dell computers?

Delaware

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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