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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Akiva Lane
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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Akiva Lane
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When Joe was very tired, why did he go to the police station?

Because he needed arrest.

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Akiva Lane
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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Shane Ronay
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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Akiva Lane
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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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