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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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When the nerve cell tells the muscle cell to contract, what is the muscle cell's reaction?

You have some nerve!

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Why didn't the cat go to the doctor?

It was feline fine.

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How do you wake up bread?

You make it rise.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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What happened when Gary tried to play piano by ear?

He decided it's better to play with his hands.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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