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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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What is the largest bone on a hippo?

Their hips.

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What do you call noodles that are very fresh?

New-dles

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What is something written about the North Pole called?

An Artic-le.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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