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Why did Richard have someone throw his clothes from a plane and watch as they fell?

He felt it was best to spot your clothes before washing them.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why did Bob feel uncomfortable buying puppets from the puppet store?

He always felt there were strings attached.

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What are rides for little cats called?

Kittie rides.

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What is it called when a leader demands that everyone kneel down to him?

Tyra-knee.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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How did Marty react when he inherited a banana plantation from his uncle?

He went bananas.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why did Martha become a vegetarian?

She realized what was at steak.

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