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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What do stressful situations and camping have in common.

Then are both intense.

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When you put chili sauce in the refrigerator in Santiago, what does it become?

Chile chilly chili sauce.

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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