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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Why is the Garden of Eden called 'Gan Eden' in Hebrew?

Because before they knew it, it was 'gone'.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is a sink filled with dirty dishes called?

Dish-sheveled.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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