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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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Why do prophets tell others about their visions?

The prophet motive is to wake people up to the truth.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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