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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What's a good name for an outdoor restaurant with palm trees, granite floors, and granite tables?

Palm and Granite

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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