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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What was Benjamin Franklin's reaction when lightening struck his kite?

He found it enlightening.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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