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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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What part of a river has the most money?

The river bank.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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