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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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When you're tired and want to take a nap, in what bag can you find the naps?

A nap sack.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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