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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Who is the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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Why did the town call itself Vincible?

Because they knew that people want to be in Vincible.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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