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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is an example of an American war that was not civil?

The Civil War.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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