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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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How do you describe someone who is no longer centric?

Ex-centric.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?

A maybe.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What does an air conditioner and a hair conditioner have in common?

They both can make you feel cool.

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What is this a picture of?

Flying overseas.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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