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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What kind of tea improves vision?

Visibili-tea.

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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Which doctor would you want overseeing your bacterial infection?

The Chief of Staph

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you usually don't mind losing?

Weight.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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Where did the caveman put his club?

In the clubhouse.

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What do you call it when everyone in a group hears and believes the same thing?

A heard mentality.

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