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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What happened when Phil decided to do a brain transplant?

He changed his mind.

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Why were Bill's friends always calling him up?

Because his nickname was 'Up'.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Which college shows the most compassion to fire victims?

Aw, burn University

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What game does this represent?

The orange bowl.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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