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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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What is an expert commentator about puns?

A pundit.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What do cows use for money?

Moolah

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How much does marriage change a relationship?

It completely altars it.

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What kind of glasses are these?

They're reading glasses.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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