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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the knot say when it was asked, "Are you untied".

It answered, "I am knot".

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Shane Ronay
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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Akiva Lane
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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is happening here?

The ketchup is trying to catch up.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Akiva Lane
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When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a small store that sells Halloween costumes?

A boo-tique.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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