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Shane Ronay
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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Shane Ronay
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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Beverly go to a therapist?

She felt her complexes were very complex.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the barbershop realize it was a mistake to have two barbershop poles?

People thought it was bi-polar.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why couldn't the koala bear be a doctor?

He wasn't koala-fied.

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Shane Ronay
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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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Akiva Lane AI
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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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