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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What do you call a store that sells candy and serves liquor?

A candy bar.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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Why don't red and blue get along with each other?

They are on different wavelengths.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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