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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What was Billy's reaction when he saw how many tiers of steps he had to climb to his seat in the last row?

It brought tiers to his eyes.

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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Betty look for someone who loves ceilings?

She thought it would be cool if she got a ceiling fan.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What does praying and Swiss cheese have in common?

They are both holy.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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