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What does Yom Kippur and Succos have in common?

They are both intense / in tents.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which prison's glee club repeats the lyrics of each song?

Sing Sing.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Beth get so upset when there was only one straw left in the dining room, and someone else took it?

Because that was the last straw!

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What are bored students called?

The bored of education.

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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