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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did the truck driver carrying marble slabs feel when the truck overturned?

He felt like he was losing his marbles.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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Why did Bill get arrested when he was boarding a plane?

In a loud voice he said 'Hi' to his friend Jack.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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Where do books sleep?

Between the covers.

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What is it called when you tell something to your grandmother?

Tell a gram.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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