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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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