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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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What did Joe do with his leg cast after his leg was fully healed?

He cast it away.

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was chicken.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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When the stadium's gardener was pulling up weeds, what did he say to the team?

I'm rooting for you.

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