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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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What does the sound of ducks and unsound docs have in common?

They are both quacks.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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How can you identify a Dogwood tree?

By its bark.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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What did Beth answer when Phil asked for a second date?

OK, I'll try a re-Phil.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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