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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Akiva Lane
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If something happens, and you want to talk about it, who can you talk about it with?

You can tell a phone, tell a vision, tell a graph, tell a scope, or tell a viv.

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Akiva Lane
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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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Akiva Lane
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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Yehuda Lane
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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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Shane Ronay
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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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