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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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What's a religious name for foot doctors?

Ortho Docs.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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