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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did Ted say about his playing a bagel in the school play?

My role is a roll.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What do you call an item in a store where the price tag is unreadable?

Priceless.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What does this represent?

The splitting of the the red sea.

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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