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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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Why was it that in the ancient world harps could not be trusted?

Because they were all lyres.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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