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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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Shane Ronay
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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Akiva Lane
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What party did they have in the basement flea-market?

A cellar seller cele-bration.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Akiva Lane
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When Bill took the hot air balloon, why did he find it hard to concentrate?

Because then his head was in the clouds.

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Akiva Lane
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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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Akiva Lane
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How was Bill's mug shot that was taken when he was arrested by mistake?

The picture didn't do him justice.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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