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How did Jeff feel when he lost the speech that he was going to give in an hour?

He was speechless.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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What kind of key can make you drunk?

Whiskey.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the local farmacy

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