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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What postage is similar to a woman giving birth?

Special delivery.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Where do small burps live?

In the sub-burps.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What is someone called who tunes the instruments for an opera house?

An opera tunist.

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