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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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What is the art section of Marshall's department store called?

Marshall Arts.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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When the desire to repent is pent-up, where does one repent?

In a pent-house.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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