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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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