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Why does Ben like tea?

It gets him from 'HERE' to 'THERE'.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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