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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What is the lesson of daylight savings time?

If clocks can change, so can we.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How is your mother's annoying baby sister similar to a city in Western Europe?

They're both aunt twerps.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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