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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why is a popsicle made of mist so interesting?

It's mistacle.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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Which city outlawed the use of doorbells?

Knocksville, TN

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call a house where you go to become more aware?

A warehouse.

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