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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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When the pioneers cut down trees to clear the land, how did they feel about the difficult process of uprooting the tree stumps?

They felt stumped.

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Why did Bill often get angry easily?

He went around with a chip on his shoulder.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What do you call Israelis that have vineyards?

Grape Jews.

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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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