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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Shane Ronay
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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Shane Ronay
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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Akiva Lane
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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tile that can do many things?

Versa tile.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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Akiva Lane
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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Tom get fired from the kitchen hardware business?

He just couldn't handle it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Akiva Lane
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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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