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Why was Linda afraid of using Chapstick?

Her pharmacist said it was lip bomb.

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What are some tics that are full of positive energy?

Ecstatic, enthusiastic, energetic, optimistic, and sympatheic.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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