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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What is the disadvantage of a book having a cover?

You might be tempted to judge the book by it.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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What did Mount Rushmore look like before it was carved?

Un-presidented.

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