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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What did the woman do who got sick from the sushi restaurant?

She sued sushi.

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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How did Boris feel about losing the kick-boxing championship?

He wanted to kick himself.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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