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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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What is similar between a mother with a child and furniture that stores clothes?

They are both dressers.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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