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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Why was Mike concerned about the liquids that he drank?

Because after he drank them, they were drunk.

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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Akiva Lane
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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why was this year's Chili Cook-off cancelled?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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