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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What part of the meat did Bill try not to bring to his wife from the freezer?

He didn't think it was a good idea to give his wife the cold shoulder.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What kind of dog does this represent?

A pit bull.

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