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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What kind of carrots are worth their weight in gold?

24 karats.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What do you call a collie with a flower in its hair and eating melon?

Melancholy Cauliflower

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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