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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What can you say about someone who thinks he will make a lot of money playing dice?

He's in a fool's para-dice.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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What animal got kicked out of school?

The cheetah.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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