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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Where did Shakespeare learn to write plays as a child?

In the play-ground.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why do courthouses attract the most audiophiles?

Because of the "hearings".

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Why did Eileen Terr's name confuse people?

Because people called her Miss Terr.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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