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What is a first aid station for clowns called?

Comic relief.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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Why did John feel bad when he stopped dating?

Because he felt out of date.

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What are events before they unfold?

Folded.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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