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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What did the large fan say to the girl holding it?

I'm one of your biggest fans.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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