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Shane Ronay
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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Akiva Lane
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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Akiva Lane
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How is a bird similar to the wife of a miser?

They both go 'cheap, cheap'.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

An elevator pitch.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the year do leaders have to be especially cautious?

The fall.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Akiva Lane
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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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