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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What does the Constitution have in common with balancing a checkbook?

Checks and balances.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What is the heaviest soup?

One Ton soup.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How did Bill's parents feel about his goal of being a plumber?

They thought it was a pipe dream.

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What did Alan say about his daughter traveling so much after she won the state's beauty contest?

I miss miss Missouri.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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