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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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How did King Kong feel about the woman he was holding?

He had a crush on her.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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After reading the news each day, what is the main question that can occur to you?

What can explain the second half of the word 'mankind'?

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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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How do telephone operators work together?

They co-operate.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is this?

A swimming pool table.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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