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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What is a party called where everyone is treated equally?

A democratic party.

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What do you call a letter C that does things very well?

Efficient C.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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