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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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