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Why is this man confused?

Because he came to a fork in the road, and he can't decide what way to go.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why was the runner a good executive?

He was good at cutting through red tape.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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What do you call someone who has a very active radio show?

Radio-active.

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What do the left and right pictures have in common?

On the left are coconuts, and on the right are cocoa nuts.

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Why did Bill always make sure he had enough reck with him?

He didn't want to be reckless.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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