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Why did Beverly change from being an accountant to a singing teacher?

She found she was very good with in-voices.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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What would it be called if you wrapped a city in a big blue blanket?

Rhapsody in Blue.

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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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