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Why did Edith insist on drinking tea out of her own cup?

Any other way was not her cup of tea.

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What is the annual football game for plumbers?

The Toilet Bowl.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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What do you call a valley where convicted criminals make silly jokes?

Silly con valley.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why didn't the carpenter want to fit counter-tops?

He didn't want to be accused of counter-fitting.

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Why was Jill relieved after she put the lid back on the peanut butter jar.

Because now it's recovered.

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What is the difference between turning on a computer and falling off a log?

One is logging on and the other is logging off.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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