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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What do you call flies that are attracted to the smell of thyme?

Thyme flies.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What math term did Alice not like?

The mean.

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