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What kind of tea protects you when you buy something?

Warren Tea.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Why did Maxine like riding on the ferris wheel?

It made her feel like a big wheel.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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When Bob went camping, why did he avoid touching the tents?

He didn't want to feel tents.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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