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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why don't elephants get upset very often?

They have thick skin.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What does an art school and a bedroom dresser have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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How do you describe a fantastic egg?

Egg-cellent, egg-ceptional, and egg-stroadinary.

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Why do some people like to eat these?

It gives them a peas-ful feeling.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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