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What is it called when lawyers make mistakes in the courtroom?

Trial and error.

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Why was the baker happy?

Because he had all that he kneaded.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is it called when you're on a boat and invite people to play and no one shows up?

You're not playing with a full deck.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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What is similar between a worn out tire and getting social security?

It may be time to retire.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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