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What do you call Billy's ability to tease his younger brother?

Expertise.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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Why did the husband and wife enjoy scuba diving together?

They liked the feeling of being in sink with each other?

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What day of the week do people get married on?

Wedding's day.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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Why is a mind like a parachute?

It only works when it is open.

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