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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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What runs but stays in the same place?

A nose, a watch, and a faucet.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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Is it good to save your pennies?

It makes cents.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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How did the word 'hour' get its name?

Because it is 'ours' to do with as we choose.

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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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