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What does Superman, Batman and South Africa have in common.

They all have a cape of good hope.

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Why did Arnold always bet at the same race track?

He had a one-track mind.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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What game does this represent?

The rose bowl.

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What word describes a big pile of dirty dishes?

Dishgusting.

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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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