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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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How do we know that generosity leads to a spirit of forgiving?

"To give" plus "to give" equals forgive.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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When the new driver felt he was driving too fast, what was very confusing to him?

He didn't know if he should slow down or slow up.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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What is the scan number on a box of cereal called?

Its cereal number.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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What did the king's wife say to the king?

Reign, dear.

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How did Bill's body respond when he was insulted?

He felt knocked off his feet, he felt hit in the head, he took it as an affront, and was taken aback.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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