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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Why didn't Bill have a good vacation?

By mistake he went to a hostile instead of a hostel.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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What do you call a Z that lost its mind?

A cra-Z.

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Why is the 'sea-food' diet so effective?

You see the food, but you don't eat it.

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Why did Jerry Teck become a computer programmer?

Because people always said to him 'Hi Teck'.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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Why were the angels that were getting married so happy?

It was a marriage made in heaven.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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