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What happened when Arnold didn't recognize Emily Takin?

He was mistaken about Miss Taken.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What's worse than a strong reprimand?

An icy stair.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What kind of music do fathers like?

Pop music.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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When the brother didn't treat his sister nicely, what was the result?

It caused a cry sis.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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