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What pictures did the family put on the bedroom curtains?

Pictures of tomatoes and eggplants because they are nightshades.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What did the mother do whose son chewed on an electrical cord?

She grounded him until he conducted himself properly.

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What do you call a bee that is in a trance?

A Zom Bee.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Yehuda Lane
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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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Why didn't Jane play hide and seek?

Good players are hard to find.

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When Jeff asked his friend, "What is worse, ignorance or apathy?" how did his friend answer?

His friend answered, "I don't know, and I don't care".

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