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What sauce can you use if you're behind in a race?

Ketchup.

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What did Danny do when the bullies wouldn't let other kids go on the slide?

He let it slide.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What happened to Martha when she fell into the large strainer that she was using?

She strained herself.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What happened when the pitcher practicing in the gym threw a ball that hit the fuse box?

It became pitch dark.

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Are robots brave?

Well, they have nerves of steel.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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What is something called that makes you angry?

A pre-curser.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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