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Shane Ronay
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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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Akiva Lane
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How is time like an insect?

It tends to creep up on you.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Emma feel when she unexpectedly married a great guy?

It was a Sir Prize surprise.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Akiva Lane
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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you need to spell the word Panda?

Just a P and A.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the ant and the antelope like each other?

Because they were on the same page.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a very young bee?

A bay bee.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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