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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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Yitzchak Berger
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How did Bill feel after he spent time crushing soda cans?

It was soda pressing.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Shane Ronay
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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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When John proposed to Joan, what playing card did he look like to Joan?

The King of Hearts.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Akiva Lane
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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of 'bot' helps you rest?

A Sha-bot

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Betty stop eating sausage?

She thought it was the wurst.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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How is Elon Musk similar to the Lone Ranger?

After dealing with him, they ask, 'Who was that Musk man'?

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