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Where are ings located?

In Ing-land.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why did Alan shoot an arrow into the wind?

He liked shooting the breeze.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Where is the Royal Rodeo held?

Buckingham palace.

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