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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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How did the Curtis family feel after they had a pet bear for a month?

They couldn't bear it any more.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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How did Avigail like her work as a seamstress?

She felt it was sew-sew.

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How did Alan charge his cell phone?

He paid for it with a credit card.

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Why did Kay feel that she could do whatever she wanted?

Because whenever she did something strange, people would say Oh Kay!

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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What is the result if you combine a sweet pie and a sharp onion?

You get an O-PI-NION that is both sweet and sharp.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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How did Max feel about the lack of oxygen on top of the mountain?

Both the air and the views were breath-taking.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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