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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What did Mr. & Mrs. Auer call eating a meal together?

They called it our Auer hour.

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What are magazines called that agree with the viewpoint of Donald Trump?

MAGA zines.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Were there dinosaurs that sprayed smells like a skunk?

If there were, they are now ex-stinked.

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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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