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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How does the chief groundskeeper raise the flag in front of Yankee Stadium?

He uses his staff.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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Why was the diver not so proud of diving into a bucket of water?

Compared to all his other abilities, it was only a drop in the bucket.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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