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What did the driver say when she nearly hit a fawn crossing the street?

Oh deer!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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Does before come after after, and does after come before before?

Alphabetically yes.

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Why did the editor wear a sweater?

Because writers sent her many drafts.

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What happened when Brenda yelled into a colander?

She strained her voice.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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