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What kind of doctor is specifically assigned to you?

Your-ologist.

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When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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What is happening here?

It's raining cats and dogs.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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How can psychiatrists charge so much?

Because people have to be crazy to pay those rates.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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