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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Moshe Sherizen
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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the baker really like his assistant who delivered wedding cakes?

Because he really takes the cake.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What do you call someone who puts together kitchen cabinets?

A counter fitter.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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Shane Ronay
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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of horse has sore muscles?

Charlie horse.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

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Akiva Lane
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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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