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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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An elevator pitch.

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Why was Bill hesitant to have a rock band play on his yacht?

He was always told it's not good to rock the boat.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Why is a pet lusion that seems to be sick not really sick?

Because it's an ill lusion.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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What object sounds like it was stolen, and what object sounds like it has seen a lot?

The lute and the saw.

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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When Betty felt the need to express herself, what did she do?

She drove on the the expressway.

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