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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Where can you buy black markers?

The black market.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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