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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the insulted person steal a fence?

Because he took offense.

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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What is always the main topic at the annual Surfing Conference?

Current events.

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