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Shane Ronay
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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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Akiva Lane
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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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Akiva Lane
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Does therapy often cost a lot?

Yes, but you can keep the change.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a large party where matzah is served?

A matzah ball.

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Akiva Lane
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What might a person be on if they can't be heard?

On mute.

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Akiva Lane
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What is this?

It escapes me.

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Shane Ronay
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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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