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How did the small piece of wood feel when there was nothing to do?

It was a little board.

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What do you call someone who is always drinking coffee?

A caf-fiend.

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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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How did Bertha feel about the numbers 3, 5, 7, and 9?

She thought they were odd.

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What was the weather like during the office meeting?

They were brainstorming, and then someone was thunderstruck with an insight.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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