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What are groups called that claim they know all the facts?

Factions.

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Why did the plumber do this in response to the judge?

He thought the judge asked for water in the court.

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What do you call a place where you can relax and sort things out?

A re-sort.

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How did the young lady feel when her date was rude?

She felt dis-missed.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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Why did bill choose gastroenterology as a medical specialty?

He had a gut feeling.

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Which type of vehicle transports a person to the doctor when he hurts his foot?

A toe truck.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is a horror movie about a watch that goes crazy?

Seiko

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What is the ring called under a car where the engine engages with the wheel axel?

The engagement ring.

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