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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What phone app helps you go to sleep for short periods of time?

The Nap App.

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Why did Sunil move away from Delhi?

He found it full of baloney.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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