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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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What do you call someone who measures how much status people have?

A statustician

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Why did Jim's friends buy him a 10-foot pole?

Now he has a 10-foot pole to not touch objectionable things with.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Why did the man stop returning to the buffet?

He was fed up.

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