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Which U.S. Army battalion drives up to and then crawls under barbed-wire fences?

Jeepers Creepers

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What is a well after the repairman fixes it?

Well adjusted.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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If your dog is not telling the truth while it is sleeping, what should you do?

As the saying goes, let sleeping dogs lie.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What is it called when an iceberg gives a waiter a nice tip?

The tip of the iceberg.

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How do you describe someone who has gotten use to being a little crazy?

Home on deranged.

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