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Why did Beth wear a blindfold when she slept?

Because her husband was such a light sleeper.

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What do you call blue-berries that are in a container underground?

Buried berries.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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What is Denise's brother's name?

De Nephew.

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What do you call a hippopotamus with long hair?

A hippie potamus.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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