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What did the bike rider say to his friend after smashing into him by mistake?

I didn't expect to run into you here.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What did the miner say when he found gold?

It's mine!

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What flowers are similar to a mouth?

Tulips

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