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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did the shopping mall put signs in the mall with the number 1 on them?

Because when you see 1 you see the mall.

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