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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What was it like during the thunderstorm on the camping trip?

It was intense in the tents.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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