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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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What is a Tyrannosaurus Rex that is nervous?

A nervous Rex.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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How is America similar to those who figured out how to make a bus that looked like a cylinder?

Column bus discovery

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What is it called when cars protest public lies by honking their horns?

Taking the bull by the horns.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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What was the result of Rick building a successful sunglasses business?

He had it made in the shades.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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