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Why did the farmer feel uncomfortable in the wheat field at night?

He felt like he was being stalked.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did Samantha always try to keep busy?

She didn't want to be guilty of idle worship.

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What did Alan say to the gas station after he filled his car gas tank?

Tank you.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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What is candy in the shape of trains called?

Chew-chew trains.

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