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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Why are visitors to the zoo sometimes directed by mistake to the room with the bats?

People think they asked where the bat room is.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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