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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What group of letters do planes fly over?

They fly over C's.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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Why did John keep 2 bags of carrots in the freezer, with 12 carrots in each bag?

He wanted 24 carrots cold.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What is it called when a city is overrun by cats?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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