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Shane Ronay
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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Akiva Lane
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If a hiker meets in the woods a large bear on the left and a small bear on the right, what should he do?

Bear right.

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Akiva Lane
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Where do boots go to rest and have fun in the summer?

Boot camp.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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Akiva Lane
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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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Akiva Lane
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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a repairman that fixes clocks called?

A tik-tok doc.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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