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What does Arthur wear when he drinks tea?

A t-shirt.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What did one guy say to his friend when he got to the punchbowl at the party first?

I beat you to the punch.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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When is a hot cup cold?

When there isn't something hot in it.

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