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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did Sam get up from bed in the morning?

He decided he wasn't going to take it lying down anymore.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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How did the honor student fail his Logic course?

He was being unreasonable.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What finger does a card-shark use to manipulate the card deck?

The in-decks finger.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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How are acute infections treated?

Doctors say, "Awwww" and give the patient a hug.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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