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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What did Barry say when he was told about a newsstand that he didn't know about?

That's news to me.

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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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Why did the mother love carry her child?

She started loving it when she carried him before he was born.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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