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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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Shane Ronay
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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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What do airplanes and staircases have it common?

They both have flights.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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