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Why didn't Pharaoh believe anything Moses said?

It was in a State of de Nile.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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How did Jim feel when he thought he was losing his marbles?

He felt marble-less.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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What do you call lox served in an apartment?

Pad lox.

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What is happening to this car?

It's being toad.

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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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What do you call a bar that serves chocolate?

A chocolate bar.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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