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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What happens every year in the universe?

We celebrate its universe-ary.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why did the waiter in the restaurant need to calm down and have patience?

He didn't want people to say he couldn't wait.

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