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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What novel does this represent?

Frank and stein.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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