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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What can you say about a person who sews together pieces of cloth into suits and dresses?

He has his work cut out for him.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What do teachers and eyes have in common?

They both have pupils.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What did Bill's father answer when Bill asked if he understood what an eclipse is?

No, son.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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In 1900 two brothers tried to make an airplane, why did they fail?

Because they were the wrong brothers.

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