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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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Where are 3 places you can rest?

A rest stop, a restaurant, and a restroom.

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Why did Bill eat ice cream every day?

It cooled him down when so many things made his blood boil.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What did the long catepillar say to its friends when it was becoming a butterfly?

See you in a while, I won't be long.

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What are tests in cosmetic school called?

Make-up exams.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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