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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is it called when musicians play their instruments together in their cars?

A traffic jam.

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What is a pan called that is used to bake Pita bread?

Pita pan.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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When Matthew Gen was knighted, why did people think he was a doctor?

Because people called him Sir Gen.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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