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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How do we know that the amount of seeds in a pear is an even number?

They come in pears.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What happened when Bob tried hitting a baseball when it was foggy?

He always mist.

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What do you call a wine bottle that is in the shape of a letter O?

A wine-o.

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