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What is a pretty angle called?

Acute angle.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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What is an Eskimo father called?

An ice pop.

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