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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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How did the family feel after a great day at the amusement park?

They didn't want anything to dispel the spell.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is a baseball bat that is used to destroy fans?

A fan club.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Sam's parents react when he threw the cereal in the garbage without eating it.

They said he was a cereal killer.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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