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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What can you say about a broken drinking fountain?

It's out of order and out of water.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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