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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why did the person who smoked too much go to Istanbul on a cold day right after Thanksgiving?

Because he wanted to go cold Turkey.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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Why is it difficult to be brave in the North Pole?

There's a tendency to get cold feet.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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