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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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Where do baseball teams store their baseball bats?

It the bat room.

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Why did Arnold lie down next to bread in the bakery?

He wanted to be rolling in dough.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What did one wrestler say to the other?

I'm only choking.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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Why did Beth and Charlie spend their vacation in a run down motel?

The other places were full, and this was a last resort.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a fancy expensive scale called?

Upscale.

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