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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What do you call it when the CIA puts a bugging device in a flower pot in a factory?

A plant in a plant in a plant.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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