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What happened when someone bumped into Billy, causing him to drop his piggy bank into the river?

He was left cents-less.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

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What is the study of water faucets called?

Spigotry.

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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Why does a letter C emerging from the ground have to be dealt with immediately?

It's an emergent C.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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