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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why was Bill's band - that hummed while playing drums - not successful?

It was humdrum.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What is a short description of what you did during the summer called?

A summery summary.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What does a baseball cap and an overturned boat have in common?

Cap size.

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What rap singer also told puns?

Rapunzel

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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