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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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Akiva Lane
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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call robins enjoying the sun?

Basking robbins.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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Akiva Lane
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Did Bill Clinton find his wife funny?

He thought she was Hillarious

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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What do you call a new one ounce bottle of perfume with a subtle fragrance?

A new ounce with a nuance.

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