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What letters are asleep?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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What does a big fine for drunken driving have in common with English grammar?

Sin tax.

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A square not.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why were the people who worked for the charity holding dollars over their heads?

They were raising money.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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How did the news channels report this accident?

Breaking news.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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