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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Shane Ronay
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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a story about a mouse that lives in 2 cities?

A Tail Of Two Cities.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the richest perfume.

Musk.

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Akiva Lane
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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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Akiva Lane
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What did people call the baseball game where everyone got hits that got them onto first base?

A singles event.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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Shane Ronay
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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the seven dwarves have to go to work every day?

They explain it in their song, 'I owe, I owe, it's off to work we go".

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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Akiva Lane AI
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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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