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How did the American Indians feel about transporting things by travois.

It was a drag.

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Why was Maxine confused about how seriously to take Allen?

She didn't know if he was "Sir Real" or "Surreal".

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What's a good name for someone who is always prepared?

Justin Case

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What do you call a crockpot that is broken?

A crackpot.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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