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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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What does a duck wear to his wedding?

A ducksedo.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What can you say about a candle before you light it?

It's met its match.

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After Jim fell into the upholstery machine, what happened to him?

Now he's recovered.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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