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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What was it called when Samantha texted her friend about the great date she was on?

It was an update about the up date.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is it called when people make big letters on the ground?

Typography topography.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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