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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Akiva Lane
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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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Shane Ronay
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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Akiva Lane
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What was Betty's reaction when the recipe called for stirring the batter?

She kept on stirring until she went batty and stir crazy.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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Why did the lawyer have a fish tank in his office?

It made everything more o-fish-al.

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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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Shane Ronay
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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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