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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did this company have a bad reputation?

They were suspected of monkey business.

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What was James Bond's nickname when he travelled a lot?

Vaga Bond

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Why couldn't Melissa figure out Eddie Edwards?

To her, he was Mister E.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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