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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is the condition called where a person is not allergic to cars?

Auto immune condition.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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