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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What do Siamese twins say to each other before dinner?

Would you like to join me before dinner?

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How holy did Bill feel that Heaven is?

He felt it was wholly holy.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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Why did the family try to get Mark and Sam Enz to stop their argument for 10 years?

It was important to make Enz meet.

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Why can't you go hungry at the beach?

Because of the sand which is there.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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