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What political system tries to make people calm?

Calm-unisim.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What's the name of the lady who owns the Japanese restaurant?

Sue, she.

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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did Max say when the mechanic said he must fix the car brakes?

Those are the breaks.

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What's this?

It has to do with the price of tea in China.

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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What do you call a tree that has apples for a pie, and it's root is shaped like a square?

The square root of pie.

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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Why did Jim feel bad when he heard that the US will stop making pennies?

He thought it didn't make cents.

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