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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why did the container of food feel disappointed when aluminum foil was placed over it?

It thought to itself, "Foiled again".

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What is someone called who is wearing a racoon hat?

A tail bearer.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What type of arm cast is this?

It's a cast of characters.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What did Goldie Jones call her lock company?

Goldie Locks.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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How did the vegetarian feel about hotdogs?

They are the wurst!

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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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