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If two eyes are labeled A and B, what eye is smarter?

A Eye

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What is the moment called when you decide if and how much you will tip a waiter?

The tipping point.

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What did the miner say when he discovered gold?

It's mine!

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What is this showing?

It's a gargling gargoyle.

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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What's a good name for this bicycle truck that sells ices?

Wheely Cool.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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