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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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Shane Ronay
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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Andy feel when the skin doctor cancelled his apppointment?

He felt irritated.

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Akiva Lane
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What do taxi companies and computer devices have in common?

They both use drivers.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Akiva Lane
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In the body, what is between tendon B and tendon D.

Tendency.

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Shane Ronay
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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Shane Ronay
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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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