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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro-scope

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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What is a break in a wall that is very smart?

A wisecrack.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What do you call something that is very, very natural?

Super natural.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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